Where are the restrooms? What is the point of a goddamn rest stop without a damn restroom!

Do not look back at the explosion

That guy on the forklift has some serious skills.

Also:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate what a bloody beautiful Swiss valley this is?

Oh, Rangers fold their socks differently than the rest of the Army?

I save twice as much time as that, by only having black ones.

I'm right there with you. In my hour I ransacked 1 can of food that I couldn't open and 1 can of soft drink. I literally found nothing for that entire time. By then, I was so bored that I found my first human, and instead of being nice, i took out a shovel and started beating them with it, i died, I quit the game…

It's a running AND swimming simulator!

Some people like edging..

You want it done quick and easy, use your hand. If you want to treat yourself to something different that will require a bit more time and effort (prep/clean up and possibly getting to the point as it were), go with the fleshlight. It's not a life altering experience by any means but like most things in life a bit of…

You can peel an entire bucket of potatoes in 30 seconds with a knife? Wow.

Am I the only one that never peels my potatoes?

Sometimes a problem is so pervasive and odious that the only way to eradicate it is to drain the swamp completely. Yeah, it sucks for the parties that will be negatively impacted but were not party to the crimes, but if that's part of he cost of tackling rape culture it's a cost we must bear.

I served time in a federal minimum security prison (they called it a camp), and a lot of the stuff on the show did happen there. I drove a truck to a off-site dump once with another inmate. I worked on a maintenance crew and we had screwdrivers and other tools, and took them into the dorm to do repairs. We were…

"Nearly identical" is a bit of a stretch. Robert Goddard developed a gyroscopically controlled system to stabilize his rocket during its ascent using fins to redirect the rocket's exhaust. That's a bit different than what SpaceX is doing to control keep the rocket upright during descent.

Hey, give the man's wife some credit for being a trooper. Women like that are a treasure.

You shut your whore mouth!