hilarious, thanks!

Imagine a very long lived space station with these but the surfaces are covered in solar panels. As your panels succumb to the ravages of space (micrometeorites, component failure, etc), you have someone go out every few decades and flip them around to expose a new set of panels. Flip a switch and you're back in…

Nerds!

Good. The last time they changed it that awful thing that required a special headset and it was terrible. Plagued with shorting out when someone working out wearing it got sweaty, and it was too small. Not everything needs a makeover. Get it right, stop screwing with it. Feature creep is an enemy.

Fat Dumb Old White Guy says: Yes it's wrong. Sounds like a good idea for a niche brand? Vote with your dollars, beat them at their own game.

No OSHA, no unions, this is why we will never compete with their manufacturing costs.

I work as a technician servicing equipment for financial institutions and always presume everyone I meet is on the board or the CEO. I've had instances where I met the old guy wearing worn out clothes who likes to sit in the lobby and chat up customers that happened to be Chairman and another bank where I met a 24…

Hurricanes aren't that bad compared to earthquakes, landslides or living in tornado alley. They're infrequent, you get days of warning, and in most cases are just a heavy rainstorm. You can easily out drive one.

I clean stainless steel vault doors and safe deposit boxes as part of my job, we use the liquid BarKeepers Friend on the rust, but after using than then neutralize it with fantastik, wipe it down and then hit it with an oil spray. BKF has an acid in it that will keep eating away at your steel. And the powder is an…