a human being with a basic understanding of the psychology of abuse victims

This is some real top level conspiracy shit we got going on here

Jesus. You built so much good will with your opening monologue and then you had to show a video of a dog getting nearly killed. I'm pretty sure if I saw my dog getting the shit kicked out of it by a deer I'd be having venison for dinner. TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN FOR A REASON YOU BULLY.

Never heard of Magners down here in VA. Our widely available crappy cider down here is Redd's Apple Ale or Woodchuck. Richmond has a cidery called Bold Rock that I quite like, as ciders go.

ESPN reporters develop cozy relationship with the organization they cover and the NFL exploits that relationship for their own purposes. DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!

these uniforms are, incredibly, even uglier than the normal Maryland uniforms.

please tell me sex isn't how you get pregnant in the Sims and not that this person is unaware that this is how it works in reality.

a winning suggestion

Why, exactly, do you watch GOT?

Hey now. They are the WASHINGTON [DC] Redskins. Own it, DCites. Don't shovel your shit off onto Virginia.

of course it's the $500 one :(

of course it's the $500 one :(

Which watch is this?

Which watch is this?

You shoulda read more. Next time you don't read an article in its entirety, don't comment.

Just so we're clear, you didn't deserve that star I gave you.

Things I'd like to read, ranked:

Gary's Mod?

Why, exactly, wasn't this already a rule? No one thought that maybe a track with cars going hundreds of mph around it wasn't a great place for pedestrians?

Is anyone really surprised that Delaware pirated Goat Simulator the most?

I can buy Brooklyn Brown at my supermarket. I cannot buy this alleged beer "Big Sky MOOSE DROOL" (are the caps part of the brand name?).

I speed every day in Virginia. Just keep it to about 9 miles over the limit and the troopers won't bat an eye.