Many of your ribs are dangerously close to your lungs...

Also please tip your movers! You called them to move your heavy shit because you didn't want to. Throw some cash their way.

I approve of this gif

Kinda cute how they hold hands on the way down

Why do all Metro stations look like Soviet bomb shelters?

You earned that star

I wasn't alive in the early 80s but I still get to take credit for Kendrick Warren

On a related note, this really ought to be a Deadspin Video

But clickbait does mean something. It's the headline or ad that grab your attention by promising that a mom discovered one easy way to lose weight/make $8,000 a week sitting at her computer/etc. and obviously not delivering anything of the sport. Or most Upworthy headlines I've seen that are hyperbolic to the…

This is stupid.

Since I know you care, VCU fans freaked out when Illinois and Minnesota came calling and to a lesser degree UCLA. Almost no one seemed to take the Marquette thing seriously.

Just another off season for VCU fans. NC State, Maryland, Illinois, Minnesota, and UCLA fans all know the feeling.

A-10 1-0 in the tournament so far

Can I see more of those Pero Antic fans?

Sorry Matt. Briante Weber does not have an equal in D1 basketball. And considering VCU has the #2 rated defense in the nation, why don't you drop the "gimmicky" from your write-up, even if you cover it up by saying it's a "gimmicky name". Us Rams aren't normally the biggest team on the court, but SFA's small size will…

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My personal favorite

That poor bastard

This is news to you?

Not sure where you think the aorta is Drew...