agreed. i don’t WANT to know the pizza bagel song!

I don’t give a shit what you sing to, just wash your god damn hands.

Agreed. If I have to recite something. Although I don’t know why just counting to 20 is so hard for some. I’m happy to say I do not know the pizza bagel jingle.

How is happy birthday hard to sing? Little kids can sing it without an issue.

I just cannot deal with the fact that someone decided to name their child Chasten. I don’t even think I could bring myself to date a Chasten. It’s too much.

You’re missing out on onions. Cooked properly they’re sweet and savory. I had the same issue when I was younger, turns out my family just never cooked onions in a way that brought out the flavor. They were always some version of raw or near raw.

I think you could use corn bread batter with the cut in half hot dogs and make easy corn dogs in a waffle maker. Thanks for inspiring a new experiment for this weekend

I have to give props to Elizabeth Moss.  Jeez she’s out here doing some front running stuff.  Of all the Mad Men alumni who have carried on she’s the one who’s made the most interesting choices.  

Whom among us hasn’t had to explain something patently obvious to a parent?

I love spicy food, but it absolutely wrecks my stomach. Even taking Pepto and the like offers next to no relief.

If there was any actual work involved in the process of enjoying spicy stuff, I’d just accept it’s not my thing and let it go. xD

Do you have a solution for fire the next day? Because that’s my biggest personal issue with spicy food. If I eat anything with a hint of spice, the next day I’m flamethrowing the toilet.

One more bit of advice for everyone, scrub those hands before taking out your contacts. The solution does nothing to temper the spice, and there’s almost nothing worse than unexpectedly pepper-spraying yourself first thing the next morning.

I love spicy food and used to be able to eat as much as I wanted with no worries. As I’ve gotten older, my love of spicy food hasn’t changed, and I can still eat it with no negative impacts, but I can no longer handle the morning after. Not sure what changed about my body, but the day after eating spicy food is brutal…

I prefer pickled jalapenos on a burger but otherwise, we’re on the same page. Crispy jalapenos are also good.

All of these are tried and true. My wife wasn’t a fan of spicy food when we first got together, but I built up her tolerance quite a bit for the first 5 years of our marriage. Then, she pretty must lost it all because it turns out that the heat is passed along when nursing and the first born didn’t care for it one…

I loves me some sriracha and fresh jalapenos on a good burger with pepper jack cheese. Yum!

Ah, but how to you relieve the “Morning Glory*” effect the next day?

* When you take your daily constitutional and those pain receptors in your butt, fire off.

I enjoy eating spicy foods, but I have to plan my day around being really close to a toilet afterwards.

On other thing to remember for the guys... If you eat spicy food with your hands wash your hands before hitting the urinal...