Except for the part that there is no scanning.

Well, the thing is that you get to skip waiting at a checkout line, and having the cashier scan everything manually (or doing it yourself at “self-checkout” ... UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGAGE AREA). It’s both cool and creepy, though.

I think you could use corn bread batter with the cut in half hot dogs and make easy corn dogs in a waffle maker. Thanks for inspiring a new experiment for this weekend

Every meteorologist needs a gimmick. For the rest of his career, poor Justin will be required to use a Facebook filter, even after Facebook ceases to exist. And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

I have to give props to Elizabeth Moss.  Jeez she’s out here doing some front running stuff.  Of all the Mad Men alumni who have carried on she’s the one who’s made the most interesting choices.  

Dracula.
Because he goes well with a good stake.

Whole foods shoppers pay extra for a premium shopping experience with lots of fresh foods. This isn’t that. Whole foods isn’t at risk any time soon.

Has anyone checked in on Whole Foods employees lately?

Frankenstein’s Monster, oddly enough. You’d think he’d be gross but they salted and seasoned him just enough to cure the meat.

Whom among us hasn’t had to explain something patently obvious to a parent?

Ahem. It’s “Elisabeth” with an “s”.

The Invisible Man isn’t an outlier compared to Dracula. In both the book & original movie, Dracula is cartoonishly evil. It’s not a huge career shift from his life a cruel warlord. It’s only later adaptations that try to humanize him. Most of these revisions reinterpret him as a romantic figure, which is icky…

Being permanently invisible would be rather horrible. Every passing car a death trap, because they won’t stop for you, and won’t call for an ambulance if you are hit. Always having to dodge other people to avoid bumbing into them and revealing yourself. Making sure no one see you making footprints etc. Worrying about…

“Elizabeth Moss, could you tell us a little about-”
“I don’t like to talk about it. Peace and love. Peace and love.”

One of my favourite chapters in the original novel is when the Invisible Man has cornered an old university friend and has delivered the exposition of how he became invisible only to begin to launch into an increasingly vainglorious and bloodthirsty rant about all the megalomaniacal and murderous things he intends to…

The only reason why Elizabeth Moss can see him is because of her Thetan powers.

One more bit of advice for everyone, scrub those hands before taking out your contacts. The solution does nothing to temper the spice, and there’s almost nothing worse than unexpectedly pepper-spraying yourself first thing the next morning.

On other thing to remember for the guys... If you eat spicy food with your hands wash your hands before hitting the urinal...