I was a picky kid growing up in the 70s/80s and my parents never catered to me. I got served the same meal as everyone else. 

Not the only way. I’ve had to do mileage credits and all I had to do was send them a copy of my itinerary that I was emailed. Now if you enter your email wrong, didn’t bother to go to the website before the flight to get a new one, that is on you. If I don't get an email copy, I usually investigate pronto. 

We're old because we feel embarrassed. I don't think millennials or gen z have that emotion. 

The time to fiddle with your phone ends when you have just three people ahead of you. Before you get up in line you should have already launched the app with your ticket and found it. Once you are fourth in line you must stop your Facebooking , texting, phone calls, etc. Close all open apps but that one and switch to…

.1%? I think it's closer to 5-10%.

I use the app from the airline with a backup of my ticket in my email No problems in the last 4 years or so

While I understand that my current spreadsheet system will someday be as outdated and inaccessible as the spreadsheets I used to create on Microsoft Office 2000...

Exactly, it’s reported that she doesn’t want to give Charles the reign. 

To some extent. We still pay taxes to pay for the current asshole in chief and his shitty family. We still pay for the security of Carter, Clinton, & Bush and probably their families. 

Funny, that’s the same thing my wife said

Warren autocorrects to you guessed it Pocahontas and Putin autocorrects to Boss

I’ll miss my grandfather’s talk about WWII. He didn’t talk much about the fighting, but about his POW capture and his release. 

“How much tail do you get at the nursing home?”

I’m the same way, and if I see more than one exclamation point after something I start planning the murder of little miss sunshine. 

O.K.A.Y.

Or if I’m the hiring guy, I might think you are trying too hard and go with the introvert.

No.

Do they want me to run over that kid in the middle of the road, because I had to type that extra k.

You’re doing it wrong. Just don’t respond if they ask if you are upset with them, so they think you’re at mad at them.