15 minute tire change? My tire change is at least 30 minutes. And that’s if my spare has air in it. 

Yep, can confirm the food poisoning one. My previous manager had a few bouts of that supposedly. When the Thanksgiving potluck came up, no one ate my manager’s food that they had prepared.

Reusable zip lock is a much better idea. No worries if the cap comes loose or gets broken from the TSA goons handling. I’ve had a cap get broken on shampoo, not a problem because it was in a zip lock. 

That’s an easy question though. Fuck your wife, kill Barbara, and marry Oprah...unless there is a really restrictive pre-nup involved.

What about the other 40% that withdraw it for cash. Could be anything: hookers and blow, $500 in lottery tickets, alcohol, 250 Taco Bell meals. That’s something they should have blocked on this card.

It is a lifehack, he just worded it wrong and the below rejected title was a little too long. 

What if the wife was Jewish and this simple ceremony was a Bris?

I want one like the Surface book. That would turn it into a laptop. Alas, no new Surface Book.

Be thankful as my wife watches it. I’m celebrating tonight.

Because of ugly furniture, lounging on your ugly sofa, or not using coasters on your ugly coffee table?

Because of ugly furniture, lounging on your ugly sofa, or not using coasters on your ugly coffee table?

Hopefully, it gets passed and AirBnB and VRBO follow suit. Because, those two sites are even worse than the hotels at this BS.

I’m right at 10% right now. My gas guzzling 13 year old truck needs quite a bit of fuel, my wife’s 4 year old car payment, insurance, maintenance, and taxes from the state. It’s about to hit 11-12% as I need tires for the truck.

Either one of these should work. You choose based on how idiotic their view is:

When it’s adults, I always wonder if they were the only child growing up and/or they always got their way as a child. Because, my parents would have spanked those tantrums right out of me.  

AKA...The cards that give lifehacker the best ad click through rate

I’ve always hated bro or bruh. I don’t even want my biological brother calling me bro or bruh. It’s usually followed by a high five, a fist bump, or a man hug...no thanks. Find someone else that wants to be your bro.

The A’s really need to move. The Coliseum is the absolute stadium to watch baseball in

Kirby Pucket

And 10 or so years ago people were allowed to masturbate in porn theaters...or so thought Pee Wee Herman. 

I’ll do you one better, if you’re thinking of bringing a toddler, get a babysitter and go without the kid. Toddlers and babies do not belong at baseball games. Wait until they can enjoy the game before you bring them to a stadium.