15 minute tire change? My tire change is at least 30 minutes. And that’s if my spare has air in it. 

Yep, can confirm the food poisoning one. My previous manager had a few bouts of that supposedly. When the Thanksgiving potluck came up, no one ate my manager’s food that they had prepared.

IMO 1 snake is too many, but “In a residence purportedly housing 140 other snakes”

Or after a Taco Bell binge.

Reusable zip lock is a much better idea. No worries if the cap comes loose or gets broken from the TSA goons handling. I’ve had a cap get broken on shampoo, not a problem because it was in a zip lock. 

Most likely true if the DoD is providing those. They have to vet tech, and it usually takes a year or more.

“Steve Jobs is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.”

Don’t. The wife and I are still watching, but it is just background noise while we web surf. Nothing has changed in the formula, it is still boring and repetitive. Perhaps better than FTWD, but that’s not saying much. 

That’s an easy question though. Fuck your wife, kill Barbara, and marry Oprah...unless there is a really restrictive pre-nup involved.

Why stop the train? If they are stupid enough to glue themselves to the top of it, then perhaps they deserve a Darwin. 

From the poor spelling I would have assumed they were from the USA. 

You wouldn’t need to ask, they would just need to check a browser setting for the visually impaired. I think some visually impaired people use software that reads websites for them, so it’s hooked into the browser, which should be able to be used to direct them to the proper code of the website for their disability.

Probably someone like this

What about the other 40% that withdraw it for cash. Could be anything: hookers and blow, $500 in lottery tickets, alcohol, 250 Taco Bell meals. That’s something they should have blocked on this card.

It is a lifehack, he just worded it wrong and the below rejected title was a little too long. 

What if the wife was Jewish and this simple ceremony was a Bris?

I want one like the Surface book. That would turn it into a laptop. Alas, no new Surface Book.

Be thankful as my wife watches it. I’m celebrating tonight.

Because of ugly furniture, lounging on your ugly sofa, or not using coasters on your ugly coffee table?

Because of ugly furniture, lounging on your ugly sofa, or not using coasters on your ugly coffee table?

Hopefully, it gets passed and AirBnB and VRBO follow suit. Because, those two sites are even worse than the hotels at this BS.