As long as you are in in A, B, or C terminal maybe. The other terminals are a PITA to have to take a shuttle that drives around the entire airport. No thanks, I avoid PHL.

If you’re going to do something this horrid, then I suggest replacing the mayo and lemon juice with chili, cheese, and onions.

I’ve not had many experiences with many of these airports, but I am glad NY/NJ, LAX, and Miami airports did not make the cut. As I avoid those whenever I can.

Except for us Redskins fans, who blame the sole man responsible for this mess of a team. Daniel “Papa Smurf” Snyder.

So, vacation in Charlotte, NYC, or Atlanta? No thanks, I’ll stay home instead

I think you may have just created a new youtube phenom, cats riding garbage cans

That would be a bargain in San Francisco

Yeah, like increasing minimum wage has ever increased anyone’s pay that makes over minimum wage. Perhaps instead of increasing minimum wage, it should be an across the board increase.

Trump’s held world leaders’ hands more than he has ever held Melania’s hand.

Also, they don’t want to provide the name of the person responsible, because he has either been killed, sent to the Gulag, or in hiding and they are trying to locate him.

Another thing covered by Seinfeld...the headfirst or the back in

Ah, the Costanza etiquette

Thankfully those fucking NEXTEL phones are a thing of the past. Those had to be those most annoying phones ever made.

Some aren’t in as big of a hurry, and if you’re not get the hell out of the way or take the back roads

Don’t give us internet perverts any ideas

(if Sam Esmail actually got me to like Christian Slater again, then ANYTHING is possible)

Don’t forget Dancing with the “Stars”

We kind of already had that with Wesley Crusher/Data episodes on ST:TNG

I’ve been doing it wrong. Why didn’t I think of this burner account?

If they rebooted B5 and it was close to the original quality (with 4k and better CGI), I would pay for a new service without any regrets.