Are we talking “the round mound of rebound” Charles Barkley? I don’t see him jumping over a daschaund.

No moron stay with your car. You can’t leave the scene of an accident. /s

You also have to look out for passing crocodiles and hippos.

I like how he tried to put it in reverse after it already was floating away

That’s why I rarely sell anything or give anything away. Everyone wants to get something for nothing and/or waste my time with stupid questions. It goes out to the curb on trash day, If you want it you better hurry.

I was thinking it had be from his vintage 80's Miami Vice attire

Calling Miami kind warm during July is like calling the North Pole mildly cold during the winter. Miami is a furnace right now, and about to become a blazing furnace in August.

I would have been just as outraged with “woman kicked off plane for dress code violation” No kid, race, or occupation has to be involved.

No, this is more about her figure. My wife has gotten similar treatment. She lamented about how she can’t wear certain things in public that C-Cups and below can wear.

I was expecting you to finish with drive over them with a truck, but alas it’s just posted to the wrong article

Sawshaft Rebellion sounds to close to Shawshank Redemption. I’d be expecting Morgan Freeman not Samuel L.

I wish my office chair was as comfortable as the driver’s seat in my car. Give me a recliner for those power naps, the lumbar support, and of course leather that my car has and I would be fired for falling asleep at my desk. How I manage to stay awake at the wheel, I haven’t figured out.

I’m secure enough in my manhood to let the tears roll down while a cut an onion.

I’ll let you health nuts have that extra 10 years of longevity. I’m not giving up grilled meats for any study. 

I’m not worried about getting wet. Find a way to keep me cool during the summer months outdoors.

So, let’s concentrate on this issue that they are all mostly in agreement about, so they can disenfranchise people that may not vote for them if they support the “waste money on this unimportant topic” type of voter. Most of us Dems support this topic, but there are a lot of middle fencers that we need their vote.

So, Bill Murray’s not allowed to tell the truth? I’ve always thought she was a terrible actress. 

Here’s hoping we don’t tear each other apart and get Trump re-elected.

I’m not sure it’s her career, or her record as a prosecutor they are lambasting.