At my McDs they put comments about your vehicle. Like my receipt said black truck.

Who knows who you’re dealing with on FB.

Is this what the laptop sized hard drives are up to now...4TB? I still have a half full 1TB one. And that has probably 4 full backups of the same computer, and a manual backup of the same computer. I can’t imagine what I would need a 4TB for.

Is this what the laptop sized hard drives are up to now...4TB? I still have a half full 1TB one. And that has…

Have you ever thought of looking at the post office? I have yet to encounter one without a blue box. If I google Post office near me like thirty pop up.

I can go online and change my address on my ID. I haven’t been in a DMV since 1999. Probably should get a new picture taken, but I don’t want to step foot in a DMV.

I’d attempt to look them up and try to plan a meet at a police station to return it. If no luck, a police station would be next

If someone returned my wallet, I wouldn’t be questioning whether they stole my cash out of it. First if I did have cash in it, I’d probably give them $20 for their trouble. After you left, I’d go through the wallet and check all my credit/debit cards and get them reissued if I hadn’t already...not because of you just…

Unless I take a wallet to a police station or actually to the person, I’d probably remove the cash and leave a note for them to contact me for the cash. 

So, now I’m going to get a papercut every time I want to do a load of laundry. I’ll pass, I donate enough blood every year. 

So, now I’m going to get a papercut every time I want to do a load of laundry. I’ll pass, I donate enough blood…

Holy hell, cheeseburgers are a real mouthful in Spanish.

But of course it’s actually a thing. 

Hm....i’m torn in two like a taco, which is also a sandwich.

Mine goes on Nextdoor as a free mattress on the curb (until trash day). 

Need someone with good photoshopping ability to photoshop a guy riding a speedboat mattress at full throttle.

Oh great now someone has your DNA. You better hope you never commit a crime or you’re going to have another conviction on your record. Better pour a case of bleach on that sucker and/or set it on fire.

I usually throw up a post on nextdoor for free item on curb...if not picked up by trash day it will be gone. Usually my furniture and mattresses are gone before the truck arrives.

My trash pickup has a special truck for furniture/mattresses. However, usually the local scavengers have taken off with it before the truck drives by. So, helps me out and hopefully they are re-purposing them. Though, most likely they are putting them on Nextdoor to make at $25 profit

That’s not a Big Mac or any type of McDonald’s Burger. That’s closer to a Dave’s Double from Wendy’s with extra bread in the middle. 

It’s a Big Mac. It’s in the freaking song: Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. 

USC is prestigious? When I think prestigious it’s Ivy league schools.