This is hilariously blatant haha I love it.

"I got legitimately emotional over God Only Knows."

I love how this emphasizes how horribly slow the current OS is haha. Glad they're fixing it though, although it's still not great.

You should try out Fez. That has some good "figure it the fuck out" puzzles. I even got out the ol' pencil and paper a few times.

I smoke regularly, now and when I was in college and I did and am doing fine. I have a full-time job that I love, I own a house, I exercise regularly (just lost 25 lbs, and counting) I have awesome friends and the love life is even beginning to look good too.

"(Note: the estate of George Washington "expressed no opposition" to the Assassin's Creed III DLC, probably because they are not insane.)"

I'll admit, I didn't read this yet but I just wanted to throw this out there.

I'm not arguing the decision. It makes sense, somewhat at least. But tell me this, would the 360 and PS3 versions really have sold less if those versions were released after the Wii U version? If the Wii U version came out this month and reviewed and sold really well wouldn't that encourage more sales for the other…

It was for me. I loved Origins and Legends was one of the main reasons I got a Wii U.

Landfall kiiiiiinda looks like it could be a turf remake.

Oh I've played PLENTY of GoldenEye on Steriods (Halo) with a fat controller. Almost to the point where I didn't like the 'S' controller when it first came out. I miss you fats mcgee :(

4 and a half hours? That would be short even for a CoD game.

"X-Box 720? Sounds kinda obvious, but it's a console, not a snowboard trick."

How can an optical drive be "50 GB in size" do they mean the game discs will be that size?

On a side note: Who the hell spends over $500 on downloadable titles?...wouldn't it be nice...

I agree with Xaif, it's definitely not the educational system. I too went through the same educational system and I'm not an idiot. I know plenty of people in the same boat...On the other hand, I also know many people who will believe everything they hear and have no idea how to figure things out on their own. These…

Delayed 'till September...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Wrong.

Yea, not sure if a plate of pasta is the best alternative to a Big Mac, but I see what your getting at. Exercise has definitely decreased my apatite or I should more accurately say it has decreased my cravings for horrible food.

That's disappointing...looks like I'll be waiting on a steam sale for this one.