Who doesn't want to watch a 3-way facial?

Dick Wolf, come on now. Don't try to up your game by using Barry's name as the author here. Da Dah!

The best part is the rest of the band was playing "The Gods Hate Kansas" by CRONUS just when the acid kicked into this rocker!

Who cares about Deion. I wanna know what avenue of repercussion Ricky Williams will pursue considering the medicine taken for his condition.

Mel Kiper promises to never put his face next to his byline, saving valuable time for readers not to dwell on his antisymmetric face.

Johnny Manziel always makes money for his partners. One by one, our old friends are gone. Death, natural or not, prison, deported. Johnny Manziel is the only one left, because he always made money for his partners. "―Dez Bryant on the NCAA

It's gotta be Josh Gordon. He's acting like Aaron81 and both aren't doing well at football.

"At the end of the day he will be exonerated." - Lance Armstrong

The quote could easily have been made by Ryan Braun. Soap Box Derby, Baseball, any other sport. What's the difference?

Kinda looks like he's tryin to get a pube out of his mouth.

And stupid me thought Rodney Dangerfield was dead.

Whoa! Johnny Depp is a busybody and tyrant?? It is now all over the movie industry. I'm gonna watch Gone With The Wind now and soak in Hattie McDaniel when all was good with the world.

Me and my dog were there. Now she is cooking dinner.

Rory wrote, "Don't tell anyone but I don't have pubes".