I’ve played a good amount of golf for the past 40 years, oftentimes at bush league muni courses, and until today, I have NEVER seen a jackass drive a cart across a green!!

I love biking, and really like taking the kids out on long bike trails in either front/back seats or a trailer, but one issue I always run into is a long ride completely numbs my junk. Like, I’ll reach down to adjust myself after standing pedaling for a bit before sitting again, and find that I can’t even feel it when…

“when Chris Collins registered his dismay”

Gonna float a controversial idea: maybe Collins shouldn’t have run five feet onto the court during live play if he didn’t want a T. Settle down dude.

Northwestern was penalized because their whiny coach had to throw a tantrum despite knowing he’d get T’ed up.

Next time, he could just take a deep breath and continue to trust that his team could continue with their comeback in light of a bad missed call.

Collins was 100% right in his displeasure, and he’s still a moron for running so far out on the court that the ref had to T him up.

You get used to the smell, others don’t.

Gerrymandering all but ensures that Republicans will stay in control of the House for the foreseeable future. Any failures they have in the next two years can be blamed on the Democrats.

I don’t disagree with any of those things, but it’s like comparing your least favorite ice cream with a waffle cone full of bloody diarrhea. You might not like either one, but there’s a clear right choice.

Their voters have proven that they’ll vote Republican no matter what valid criticism can be lobbed at the party. They just did this.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

Or, you can be like two couples that I know that have three children evenly spaced five years apart. As in 16, 11, an 7. Kids are spaced far enough apart where they have no common interests, and they spent 9 out of 16 years changing diapers. I weep for them.

- 44 year old couple with one 16 year old.

“they can’t fuck as well as they used too”

How? We’ve never had kids, but I think that we had way more ability to be jet setters and do truly cool shit in our 40s. In our 20s, it was mostly big raging keg parties and the like - all local. In your 40s, you have the assets and opportunity to go to some remote island for the weekend, stay in an awesome place…

It’s funny reading these replies from people in their 20's who think that people in their 40's secretly yearn to still go to college bars and get fucked every night.

Yes/no. What was having fun in your 20s? It was going out to a bar, drinking, going to see a concert, etc. right? That was what it was for me.

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.

There are real victims, and none of them play for Penn State.