If you're picking a UK team, you'll want to avoid a) teams that might get relegated (you really can't follow them if they're not in the Premier League), and b) bandwagoning (This cuts off Manchester United, Chelsea, Manchester City, Arsenal and Liverpool).

No, taking a knee in the 4th quarter is done to wrap up a victory that is assured without risking the small chance of a loss via fumble.

The 2007 Patriots would like a word with you.

I like doing math, and can't NOT do these calculations when running (or driving), but exercising puts my brain into some kind of relativistic reference frame. I'll pass mile 3.0, then do all these calculations about my speed and how much I have to go, and when I anticipate finishing... then see mile 3.1.

no official in any sport can impact the game more than the guy calling balls and strikes.

lucky you

yeah, nobody ever does calculations in December for NFL wild card positions, or says anything like "we always such after the all star break, there's no way we'll hold onto this 3 game lead"

I'm a Washington football fan and in my estimation there are four camps here.

my bigger gripe is thatFedEx field is really really shitty stadium

suburban Maryland does have the advantage of not being suburban Virginia.

I find it interesting that in Spanish language broadcasts, the announcers and studio crews are openly rooting for one team. I was watching the pregame show on Univision, and the desk guy kept chanting "Co-lom-bia, Co-lom-bia" going in and out of commercials. In the American broadcasts, you can tell that their rooting…

The faces have a lot to do with it, but the poses are also wildly inappropriate. I'm a high school teacher, and posing with a student in ANY of the above poses would get me fired real quick.

this is nearly as stupid as saying "promise me you will marry the first man you sleep with" (and advise I'm glad my wife didn't take). Why does your father give a fuck how many guys you fuck?

Nope, I'm a High School teachers and 100% of the time, when a student has a terrible tattoo, mom and / or dad had at least one first.

Unless I become a bajillionaire by inventing an efficient way to remove tattoos (relatively) painlessly, having a tattoo will always say "Here is a person that lets their present feelings dictate their future". Not a quality I'm looking for in, say, the guy I'm trusting with my retirement.

it was a fan vote. wizards was actually the least objectionable of all the choices...

I wouldn't get hit playing FS, CB, OT, as everyone would just run around me. I'd never be open enough to get contact as a WR. As an interior lineman, I'd get pushed out of the way every play. That would hurt like a motherfucker, but wouldn't be fatal. if I were a RB, my coach would only call passes, and my only…

Admiring a not home run is the Baseball equivalent of Desean Jackson spiking the ball on the one yard line. It definitely deserves some ball-busting from the other team. I can't imagine a Cowboys safety getting ANGRY at him for doing that.

Will smith made 100MM on MIB3. Cabrera is getting 1/3 of that and doesn't suck.

Which is why coaches shouldn't be allowed to call timeouts.