UtzTheCrabChip1390
Utz the Crab Chip
UtzTheCrabChip1390

Right. I mean what do they think they are, deer?

I'd be 2000% more into snowboarding If their feet weren't strapped to the boards.

I'd be 2000% more into snowboarding If their feet weren't strapped to the boards.

It's pretty much compensation for the network that didn't the home team's game.

"That's right, Joe. When we talked to him yesterday he told us they were gonna be ready for this contract, but now the Fox network is gonna need a lot of two point conversions to even get back into this ratings game."

Nantz/Simms are like white rice. Nobody really hates them (not like they hate Buck/Aikman at least), but they are the #1 team. You wouldn't go to a restaurant whose signature dish is white rice.

The number one show about the navy!

I agree. As president, I would sign an executive order demanding that all professional football kick off at 1:00 or 4:30 Eastern on Sunday

So now I can continue my habits of not watching Thursday night football and not watching CBS? OK Then.

Wrenches come in "metric" and "standard"

Gotta say: I saw "Best Dip Bracket" and immediately was like "So, the final is onion dip vs queso right?" That they are in the same division is a shame.

Wall gets 1 fewer ppg, but 1 more rebound and therefore assists, and the wizards are in playoff position. Wall should start, and it is silly that Irving got like 3x the votes.

Of course you never seen them taunt another player... Because they can punch them in the face instead. Personally, I prefer the former.
Also, Sherman started this whole nonsense by trying to shake Crabtree's hand! Was this an assholish sarcastic handshake, or an actual "good game man". I don't know, because I didn't

But there were wealthy entertainers and athletes during the era of Jim Crow too... I don't know what your point is.

I also hear that John Lennon was not actually a walrus. POSER!

So, instead of using replay to determine who recovered, let's just let everybody pile up, and whoever has the ball at the bottom of that pile, after we dig through 15 bodies, a good 30-45 seconds after the play was dead, we'll just give it to that guy. Cool?

Ah yes, the "whoever smelt it felt it" racism defense.

The article is not "you don't like him because he's black". Much like Richard Sherman, the article is not going to be what you want it to be.

Yeah, but they used n****r too, so they can't be held responsible for it becoming a socially acceptable substitute.

I think it goes more or less the other way: for most of this nation's history, there was only one acceptable way to be black (be polite, be humble and be complacent). People still get upset when a black person deviates from this historical norm.
Liberals (well smart ones at least) don't think Richard Sherman is