I know. I enjoy watching the overly sensitive ladies of Kotaku get all riled up over something completely ridiculous. As you can see there are plenty of them :)

I know. I was joking :)

I'm hoping for a shiny new console next Fall. And NOT the Wii U.

You got a measuring tape to measure your presents?

The funny thing is that ShadowChaser 3 is actually a better game than BF3.

This is clearly to ready everyone for the vastly superior Kinect 2.0 that will come bundled with the XBOX1080.

What is the best Christmas gift you ever received? What is the best gift you've ever given?

There is no doubt in my mind that he is Onion. I'd love to go tanning with him the next time I'm in town.

Someone at Sony is speaking common sense. I expect him to join Ueda in the unemployment line soon.

I guess it is up to me to reveal what this truly is. Sony will be announcing that the PS3 and Vita will be the last consoles they manufacture. They are "the last of us." Sony will finally kneel before to their God, Microsoft, and focus on making Uncharted FPS games and Nintendo clones for the Xbox 1080. YOU'RE…

Every time I see an OnLive article, I'm expecting the news to be that they finally went belly up. One day.

Be honest! What do you think of Vita's chances? Anyone really excited about it? Will Sony be crushed by Nintendo once again?

My Fallout 3 premium them works flawlessly as well.

When Ueda leaves Sony they will have lost their most talented game maker. I'm looking forward to seeing what he does in the future. Not so much with Sony :)

I love the new 360 dashboard!

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Good sir, you are more than welcome for my kind advice. I will continue to dispense my knowledge where needed in future posts.

Thank you very much for your kind lol. You see, this is how you make replies longer.

The Assassins Creed franchise as seen on the Ubisoft Acres Farm.