I am finally getting around to completing Twilight Princess. So far it is shaping up to be the best game I've played on the Wii.

I'm sorry, but Jamie Lee Curtis just said something HILARIOUS about your mom. Jaime Lee has a filthy mouth and I love it.

The check is in the mail.

Tough one! All I can say regarding body readiness is that when you hang out with Miyamoto long enough you are ready for anything!

Excellent question. It is my pleasure to report that not only did he survive, but we've become fast friends. There is something about that situation that brings two men together. Afterwards we shared a laugh, a few tears, and finally a cheesburger and shake.

Hey gang! K-Reg here again. Anything you need my help on? Anything you want to talk about?

I'm waiting for the next price drop and 100 free games! Everyone should follow my example.

I thought EA wanted to beat CoD? They take 2 steps forward and 50 steps back with this crap.

So you are saying Carmine lives?

So Dom dies? What?

You can call me whatever you'd like, but my friends call me K-Reg. It just so happens that everyone on Kotaku is my friend.

Does Carmine live or die? How about Dom?

You can take this 30+million selling Wii steering wheel and shove it up your ass. How do you like that?

When is this coming out?

I was clearly high at the time. Xenoblade isn't that good. I'm doing you a favor.

That is clearly a trick question to get me to release Fatal Frame 4 in the US and I won't have it.

It all depends on what it is that it should be ready for. You have to be more specific.

Hey gang, it's me Kotaku Reggie. You can call me K-Reg. The real me doesn't listen to gamers or anyone speaking common sense, but K-Reg does. Come to me with any question or problem and I'll address it. Who is first? Ask away!

What is this thing called a "riot"? The world never had violent uprisings before video games. Usually the poor just enjoyed living under the thumb of the social elite. Damn you R* for inciting the masses!