He didn’t notice the guy on the bike. He was too busy playing Candy Crush

You see this all the time in China, it has to do with a legal system that will assign responsibility to parties that interfere with an accident. If you travel in China, you will probably warned to not interfere in accidents because you will get sued for any medical related issues. It’s a bit distressing when you see…

The odd thing is that he immediately popped up in Jersey City.

When I see some moron behind me in stop and go traffic repeatedly staring at their lap I want to jump out the next time we are at a full stop, walk back to their driver side window and berate them.

Not to mention people being unable to hold a lane or maintain a constant speed on the Interstate.

I just love the guy walking towards it, watches the guy drive his scooter straight into it, doesn’t run up, just continues walking like someone didn’t just drive into the sinkhole.

Anything with trucks nuts. It was my last semester at university and there’s this lifted red Silve-rad-bro that’s been going there about as long as I have. Only this time he has 4 pairs of truck nuts along the frame. Someone explain this to me.

The Infinity QX56 and up. I just think it’s absolutely the ugliest, most gaudy, bulbous, abhorrent machine ever designed. I feel like anyone that bought that hot pile of garbage bought it as a status symbol, but I just look at them as morons with no taste.

Might as well be called the “Dodge Eunuch” because whenever I see them they’re driven by “manly men” with sword tattoos with dragons. They have their manly Oakley glasses perched atop their nose like a mask of valour. However, in the back seat are two kids and a child seat. The man said “Nay, wife. I will not have a…

The 3rd generation GM U Platform vans.

Hummer H2. Fake poser fakes off-roading and breaks down because it’s fake. Always speeding in the left lane, weaving in traffic, on a cell phone and doesn’t signal because fuck everyone. Also, fake.

When I said I wanted more SUVs with the ability to go topless, Nissan misunderstood me. Cripes I hate this car.

Something something always the answer.

Nissan Rogue. My god, I don’t see the appeal. Underpowered, outdated interior, and the epitome of America’s decline into the normalization of crossovers.

This is kind of amazing. We have reached a point where someone can write a great article about a Ferrari 308 and be completely oblivious to why most Americans even know of that car.

Beat me to it.

I came here to post this.

I was so offended by that comment too! Damn whippersnappers!

I know you might be too young, but it’s totally from the intro to Magnum PI! Super fitting.

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Beat me to it...although I do think it will be “Roady McRoadFace.”