We need video of these. Assuming it's the A8,

Stuttgart?

Maybe these don't have parking brakes? But would it have killed them to tie it down? Leave it in gear? Rope off the open part? Anything?

I approve of the half-asshat parking.

I was like, please tell me this is duct tape! Oh, painters tape? Meh.

The smart touch is the blue underside. You have to admire the creativity.

Rattle-can camouflage. Looks like a quick and dirty reaction to the proliferation of the SAMs.

It may not be a space Shuttle or an F1 powered Saturn V launch, but geez that's cool. I would pay to see that in person.

Razzle-dazzle is awesome.

It seems to spend an inordinate amount of time shifting. Can't seem to rev much. To be fair, I know nothing about LeMans though.

Hold the boat here. At 1:25, is that a guy sitting on the window sill of a car on the highway? Not in Florida?

1 - It lands nose first?

DO NOT DRIVE A CAR THROUGH FIRE, IT'S DANGEROUS.

4:21 Guy running holding the wing up off the ground while the U-2 takes off. Cool job. Looks more awesome than the wheel thingys that fall off.

Lay 'em on me. Cuz right now, Elon's numbers look great.

You are welcome to make sense of these numbers for us:

In an hour long powerpoint that covered everything from the faster steering rack to the number of CDs the STI's interior can hold (24!), we also heard how much better it drives. But hearing marketing speak and demographics on a driver's car is so boring. Subaru is dangling a rally bred cake in front of us, and we're…

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UPDATE: She has been charged with driving under the influence and operating a vehicle with a suspended license, the local Minuteman reports.