I agree with you and I'd like to wish you godspeed because this website's membership is pretty adept at spewing nonsense about fat vs skinny vs healthy. I made a list like the following in an article a while back about the generic comments you'll see:

For some reason, I thought about the flashback scene in Ghost Ship when I read this. Anyway, I feel very bad for all of those people! I understand that the percentage of people that became ill isn't a lot, but it's still unfortunate! Just wow. Cruises sound like hell!

I always wonder how much better people would do if they just decided to start their New Years Resolutions on December 1st. They'd get a month of empty gyms, and by the time January 1 rolled around, they'd have that extra "okay, now its really the New Year!" motivation to keep them going for another month. Then…

Praying mantis.

guy looks like a bitchy alien.

Me too. Please can we never mention that story again.

The anniversary of my dad's death is coming up, and you asked for stories of "slight hauntings," so I think I'll share this story again:

I read about this in the Washington Post. The so-called finder's mother is suspected of having been the original art thief. The "finder" produced the painting shortly after her mother's death, and likely "found" it among her mother's belongings, then made up the flea market story.

It's not a given she found it thrift shopping. I read that several people testified to having seen the painting hanging at that woman's mother's house. The mom - who passed away a few years ago - had been an art student in Baltimore. Seems more likely the dead mom got the painting through nefarious means and her…

I just really wish they'd cast Terry O'Quinn in a major role. He and Michael Emerson play off each other so well.

I get the impression that everything is boil in a bag or microwaved at Olive Garden. For the calories I'd rather have something like this:

I like 2% milk... I thought that was pretty normal until I heard people were disgusted by watery milk. But then, I can't stand skim. BLECH.

Ugh, THIS.

I am an A #1 hater when it comes to rich people, and person number 1, you're doing everything right. Seriously.

I just had a friend who had vacationed in Venice that the hotel kind of sucked because she and her mother had to share a bed. I'd sleep in one of their canals if it meant I could go to Venice.

I grew up in abject poverty and my partner of 9 years was a rich kid and I have been accused several times, by friends and family, of being with him for his money which really hurts. What's weird is that we live very simply! We don't have a car or cable while our friends and family all do! But we can, like, take…

Ohh, what's Mint?

I spend between $40 and $50 bucks a week on food - depending on what's on sale and what I need to stock up on. Granted, it's just me and I cook a lot, but still. She hurts my brain.

I thought, by the title of this article, that Chris Pine was going to lay the word-smackdown on Lindsay. Now, my inner schadenfreudian bitch is unsatisfied. You don't want to make Miss Schadenfreude angry. You wouldn't like Miss Schadenfreude when she's angry.

You wouldn't have! Probably one of the more normal checkouts they'd have that day.