I know I might as well just admit that I’m as bad as all the right-wing conspiracy theorists who ran wild during the Obama administration (although lol cuz they dumb), but I’m already thinking things like, “And now here is Putin and Brannon’s next step in their nefarious plan to lead us to war.” God help my brain and…

This. I have a thick college ruled notebook out, and I’ve got my trusty number 2 pencils ready, and I’m ready to go to town. Yeah, I got shit-list waiting to happen, world. Wanna fight about it? I’ve already got another one with the businesses I’m boycotting. I’m ready.

“ Somethingsomethingsomething - she opened her big mouth - somethingsomething - and hurt his brandsomething, your Honour.”

Yeah, I figured they’d at least ask about family history/ addiction history before prescribing it.

i, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

I saw Kedi at the Seattle International Film Festival a while back and LOVED IT. It was beautifully done and enjoyable for more than just the cats (as if that’s not enough!). It’s a fantastic look at Istanbul at a personal level, I loved the feel that I was exploring various parts of the city, meeting various…

Fuck this.

Surveillance footages reportedly shows a group of women stealing a package from Hulk Hogan’s porch.

I make it my mission to make sure I insult a Trump or Stein voter at least once a day. I make no apologies for it and shall continue with my mission. I feel fucking fantastic about it too!

I see no reason to give shitstains like this the benefit of the doubt. They had a chance. And they voted for Trump. That was their chance and they fucked it up.

Humans put out the buckets for drinking and they got in instead!

Thank goodness, a man is here to tell men how women feel.

Tom: Hey Siri, are you my daughter?

Kanye West will do his Kanye Best to get some Kanye Rest.

I am SO glad that baby was ok but goddamn I’d throw every ticket in the book at those parents. PROPERLY RESTRAIN YOUR CHILDREN!!! (And remember no puffy winter coats in the car seat! Use them like a blanket over the child once they’re already strapped in!)

I have bipolar illness as well. I know what you mean, but please let’s stop using the term he/she is bipolar. They have bipolar illness. You wouldn’t call someone with cancer, “he’s cancer.” He/she has cancer. I know this seems captious, but with all the stigma placed on mental illness, it’s possible to help others…

I hope you get the care you need.