TI shoulda hired a responsible DoucheBro like Guy Fieri and he’d be treated to fare like “double dusted, New Jersey kicked king crab knuckle twice donkey sauced tempura fried volcano sliders”

Not to mention she calls her gun a toy and “plays” with it.

“Jamie Gilt, a 31-year-old Jacksonville, Florida woman, was shot with a legally-purchased gun by her four-year-old son on tuesday...”

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

How would working with another producer change things if she’s still under Luke’s label and back under his control? Why fight for two years only to go back to him now?

TEEEEEEEEUR A PLAAAAAAAACE WHERRRRRRRRRRRRRE BLIIIIIIIND MERRRRRRRRN SEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Sitting up here in NorCal, white people do grow the best weed in the world.

SLUTZ MAKE JESUS SAD!

Yep. Maybe when I’m old and at the “someone else is wiping my ass for me” stage and it no longer matters, I might ask someone to hook a sister up. I mean, I’ll be like 99 by then and I’m pretty sure I will have earned the right to ask for anything I damn well please, right? Maybe then.

Facebook makes a lot of people angry, insecure, envious, depressed, lonely, etc.

Another reason I do not do facebook.

1. Asleep

I WANT TO KNOW. My personal 3 feelings would be:

1. Carrie Fisher is fucking awesome and people need to stop hurting her and her 3 feelings.

I am sorry. I apologize. You’re right. Let me try again.

2015 was a stupid, garbage year. Lets just regroup and do better next year. And when I say do better, I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

For real though. I’m grateful I ended up with my specific shitty life instead of her shitty life.

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

I hate my hair too, Elizabeth Banks. It never looks good no matter what. Let’s be best friends.

I bet it’s going to be some “let’s put some sprinkles and pink bows on patriarchy and call it empowerment” type of shit.