The one guy has a straight-up hair hat. It’s like he knows he’s going bald eventually so he’s getting out ahead of the curve by making his signature look “really obvious toupee” to set the stage for old-age plausible deniability.

God, I hope not. I want this family to GO AWAY FOREVER.

You become trained, here, to recognize the Mansur Gavriel bags hanging off the shoulders of girls younger than you are, to mentally tally the cost of an outfit while also always knowing the balance of your bank account down to the cent.

Real question time. If you were one of the other guys in Maroon 5, what would you tell people you do for a living? I’d go with Pirate.

Just because it’s semi on topic. My mom called me while I was taking a shower just now and I feel terrible, but I can’t call her back. She is doing something for her mom, so she will bitch about that and I am mid trying to control a panic attack. I can barely handle my mom bitching about her mom when I am feeling…

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

The Houston-iest, whitest cornrow-iest rapper around.

Yeah, I feel like both things can be true. That rapist can view a victim as weak and get off on the power and control they have over them and they can also be so horny and self-entitled that they choose to let their desires be more important than the consent of their victim. Now, please understand that I’m not saying…

Yeah the big assumption is that women can just enforce a sex strike on a whim. Like, we just decided not to have sex or get raped starting Tuesday. If women couldn't enforce sex with consent before, how can they enforce a strike? Bullshit Spike. Learn your movements.

This isn’t like your story. But I have a medical condition that makes my periods all sorts of a mess. I take birth control to have a normal life, basically. Every single time someone bitches about how they feel insurance shouldn’t cover the pill I literally wish I had a bloody tampon to throw at their heads. Why women…

Yes, this. Because to him, their lives are worthless in comparison to his pleasure and enjoyment.

Not telling the women he’s having unprotected sex with that he’s HIV+ is an extension of that whole woman beating thing imo.

No one should shame or stigmatize Charlie Sheen for being HIV positive. They should shame and stigmatize him for being a woman beater (and shooter) and a piece of garbage.

I volunteered on a sexual assault hotline for a few years, and you’d be surprised how common stories these are... I frequently talked to women maybe twice my age who had a devastating experience in their teens that turned into drug addiction, depression, and everything in between for years after. And the degree to…

And now that’s where the cartoon that poses as my brain has scampered off to.

This.

Diplo is an awful misogynist garbage monster, and that’s not news. Why do we keep paying attention to him? All he wants is attention, and here we are giving it to him.