I'm still waiting for Jezebel's view on how Flappy Bird represented the opression of women on this patriarchal society. And maybe some Gizmodo tutorial on how to create your own custom Flappy Bird app!

Your unwarranted pre-emptive counterattack comes off as soliciting for attention.

Congrats on FINALLY getting there after all your previous click-bait coverage of this issue, Kotaku. Every other gaming site I read covered the real reason for this in their first articles. Even GameTrailers managed to cover it properly. You guys? It's taken three articles before you finally explain what the deal is…

The Valve mysteries have been the most puzzling thing in gaming to me for the past few years. They are like some underground shadow company who only job is too churn out amazing games every few years then go back to their underground volcano base ran by mole people.

Have you tried not reading these kind of articles? They're pretty easy to spot.

I remember the days when N64 games we $90.00 before taxes. My are we spoiled now. Now, we expect free games. Do we not remember N64, PS1, PS2, Xbox?

So It doesn't come with a free game and playststion comes with a few downloadable arcade titles. And? How is this newsworthy. Every single person in our line at the launch bought at least one game to go with their console. I can't imagine anyone buying the system and not a game.

Because we are violent creatures who are genetically programmed for violence. Yeah, it's sad but it's in our DNA. The only thing keeping us from killing each other constantly is socialization and our sense of empathy.

Newsflash: War is extremely violent, bloody, and horrifying - especially in ancient times when weapons were crude and a "medic" consisted of a guy with a hacksaw who would cut limbs off conscious people so that they didn't die of infection.

The EA bashing is getting old

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one that understands that the laughing scene in FFX is supposed to be faked, forced laughter.

I agree. Brotherhood felt like an expansion to the second game. I didn't bother with revelations because I heard its basically the same as 2 and brotherhood. I tried 3 but couldn't finish it. I just dont think the assassin's creed games are for me. They sound fun in theory, living the life of your ancestors as an…

Oh look, more of you asking people if they hate fun for diskiking something you like. Is that all you do is ask that on every comment?

People think EVERYTHING is offensive these days. Its near impossible to make any game without having something that will offend someone somewhere in the world. My response to those people, is GET THE FUC* OVER IT. lol Not really that mad, but i had to put that in caps. If its not hurting anybody, then there is no…

Is it really RACIST though?

People bitching about pointless things as usual.. 1st world problem.. Its 2013 people, get with the times, stop being offended by stupid things like this. If it was a black guy burning the white kid, i wouldn't be offended even a little. Its just a joke inside of a game.

"So Wild Games Studio tried taking down a bad review video of their game..."

The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls!!

"As they left, parents asked for an evening session with elementary school parents," reported the Star. For what, protips on setting someone on fire? How do you do that, anyway? I haven't gotten to that part yet.

Does Barry Manilow know the Will County D.A. raids his wardrobe.