Drew, if your wall studs aren't 16 inches apart someone did a shitty job building your house.

Nothing funny to say, just want to remind everyone that ESPN is the worst.

Seeing people spell "trader" and not "traitor" will always make me laugh at them. Well hello lady with the sign at the 0:15 second mark.

The easiest player to root for in my lifetime. RIP

I like how Scully calls it "a huge grace" to have known Zimmer. fwiw, Scully is a devout Catholic.

You can also use Early Times which is what the use at Churchill Downs

Yes, I too thought of The Great Santini when I saw the video of that dick head.

The GG Allin name drop, only to be followed up by a Judas Priest "Turbo Lover" reference. This guy is great.

"It was a wire-to-wire shitfest, from beginning to end. Unless you were a Seahawks fan or you hated Peyton Manning, there's no possible way that game kept you entertained."

Chicken Wing and Reuben dip match up was my Sophie's choice of this tourney.

ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!

Great comment. Luther made up his own rules so why not this guy?

"Parenting is horrifying."

As a Yankees fan I can attest that Michael Kay is the worst.

I know I'm not the first or only person to ask this, but why aren't these guys also motherfucking the dickhead who only voted for Jack Morris on his ballot?

Thanks Dan and Deadspin.

First question: I am not a joke. However, I do enjoy them. Second question: I have no idea how much they love that shit, but I'll take your word for it.

I just lost a lot of respect for McCutchen, not because he was on The Ellen Show, but because he proposed on The Ellen Show.

Don't forget about the number of Gold Gloves Jim Kaat won.

yup, I have two of them.