Not only that but, but I'm sure the doll outfits cost more than ones you can buy for an actual grown adult.

If you've ever been to the American Girl Doll store in NYC, you will want to burn it to the ground.

As a courtesy they might check it and if they think it needs changing recommend you have one. No harm in looking out for the customer and maybe yes have them make a few extra bucks. My mechanic will check, but maybe he does it because I've been going to him for over 20 years for my inspections and other work.

Over the past 20 years I have bought new cars from 4 different dealers and all of them have thrown in at a minimum 1 free oil change. One threw in 3, one threw in years worth and the most recent dealer I bought a car from threw in lifetime oil changes. Also, several friends and family members have mentioned they have…

There are plenty of irresponsible husbands. We split the responsibilities. The car stuff is one of mine.

That is great you do all of those things. I'm just speaking from personal experience. Every guy I know handles car maintenance for their family. I hope your head no longer hurts.

Any good mechanic that inspects your car will check the oil or at the very least ask when the last time it was changed. Some new cars will tell you how much "life" you have left on your oil. I know the Honda CR-V does.

Also, most car dealers throw in the first oil change for free. Did this guy not think of asking for a free oil change when he bought a brand new car? Bad negotiating on his part.

No sympathy for the oil change guy. Every married man knows the wife's car is their car when it come to maintenance. Never trust your wife with car stuff. Oil changes are easy to do yourself, even easier to pay someone $25 to do it.

Lawn bowling is bocce for rich kids.

"I'm too lazy to verify this statistically, but this is the worst three-game primetime slate in NFL history, right?"

"It's like being in Cuba."

"it's still hip to be square."

Also the worst, when Cardinals fans refer to the play-offs as "Red October."

I have Country Club malt liquor. The XXX at the base of the crown on the can lets you know how good it is.

"No one told me EJ Manuel would run for 15 touchdowns and led the Bills to a stunning AFC East title."

She cut that jersey up worse than her hair.

Red Sox fans are the worse.

Not tough enough to toss Dempster last night after that bullshit with A-Rod.

It's an acquired taste.