After reading your comment again, I think I missed the joke. My bad.

Spud, I think you meant subtract 12 for military time.

"Like that Johnny Unitas! SUCH A SEX GOD."

Amen, Drew. This is why parents drink. I have found a wooden spoon gets their attention. So will a quick shot of hot sauce in their mouth.

Did not know that. Thanks for the info.

"This is a program that produced Marcellus Wiley, Jason Garrett, and Sid Luckman!"

Marshawn Lynch also deserves To die a slow, painful death for being declared out of the game 2 minutes before kick off.

Sterling doesn't realize most Yankees fans are laughing at him, not with him.

I blame Chris Berman for at least 5 of those comments.

For the record, I am not responsible for any of those comments. Also for the record, her column was terrible.

"Sad trombone" should play at the end of that video.

Shaugnessy's Boston tears sustain me.

Logan Morrison got nothing better to do than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews.

I remember those. If they were still around today I'm sure some politician would have them outlawed.

"Thank you, magical child-removal device! YOU TRULY ARE THE BUS OF KINGS."

Agreed on the twins. As an identical twin I can attest that identical twins are the only true type of twins and way superior to fraternal aka fake twins.

I knew we were going to get "Tilited" by Sugar when I read "CUE THE MUSIC."

New Jack is a hustler. H-U-S-T-L-E-R hustler

Needs more Faygo.

"It's not my fault the East Coast has no idea how to make proper chorizo."