No "Bring It On" quotes yet? I'm impressed.

He shared their love of softball and terrible early 90's hairstyles.

Free pinball? There's got to be a twist. Drew's got such a supple wrist.

The one in the front with the short hair is doing it wrong.

I get paid for writing on Gawker media. It's called commenting while at work.

He's no Chet Haze, that's for sure.

He sure as hell isn't meeting any in Glens Falls, NY

Maybe they named their team after former Yankees Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich? Actually that team name would be the Swappers.

"I'd suggest some muted colors, like maroon/beige/forest green/wine."

Would love to know what that custom Yankees truck cost. Still not as douchey as the MV license plates.

I'd say LeBron is more of a cock choker. Hate! Hate! Hate!

Another video from Material Issue where the the disparity between the model and the lead singer is almost cruel is "Diane". Smoking hot model is a mini-dress. yes, please.

Heavy Metal Man gets props for wearing an In-N-Out t-shirt.

I'd wear shorts 365 days a year if I could. I often regret not becoming a phys. ed, teacher.

The chamomilesdavis?

When does dad strength turn into old man strength?

Boom! Roasted.

Guess I'll stop wearing my FBI (female boobies inspector) t-shirt to sporting events.

Dear Women: Please start grabbing other women's boobs at sporting events. Sincerely, Men

And that is why you're still the best.