Sneak peak:

I hear those little fuckers chirping every goddamn night and haven't once identified a rhythm.

Check out the 0:40 mark. Dude could teach Katy Perry a thing or two.

If this Sapp were any poorer, he'd have to auction his shoes.

+1

I liked Tinie Tempah better when he was small and vegan and was called Tiny Tempeh.

redact

+1

"Every day, all I want to do is hang out in locker rooms and drink. This guy is so lucky."

Edited. I have so much to learn.

LeGrand Quarterback Pronouncement

♫A Big Mac'll make ya/ Jump! Jump! ♫

Long time/First time. This seems like an extension on the theme:

After a night drinking that much, I always wake up feeling phlegmish.

That's kind of incredible.

That's nothing. When Ali was asked about Ryan Lochte, he responded, "Gggggg.gg.ggg.gg."

Yes, but why does the graphic for "provide weekly advice" show a basketball? Clever, Mr. Coonelly, clever.

I would have thought that "Allen's $60 million roofless dome" referred to Mia Farrow.

Hey Dvora,

Philadelphians also know a thing or two about having a mucous-covered screaming eyesore off in the corner.