My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

11. Gin.

Stuff like this just assures me that I, too, could write a self-help book:

Maybe it’s because I’m a “psychopath,” but I like to think of relationships as an escalating descent into madness. This is a metaphor for the “all things die” concept. That first relationship is like small-time crime. But setting a fire in a…

Seriously. I’m getting divorced, but not because my husband didn’t/doesn’t care about me or my feelings. We’re just too different. If she truly thinks her husband never cared about the things that made her happy, that’s heartbreaking.

Gin: it’s how you know they care.

Tom Cruise hasn’t seen Katie Holmes and Chris Klein’s baby in over a year

Meh, just rebrand it as a supplement.

This is really true. The working class drive Hondas, the middle class drive Lexus, the rich drive Maseratis and the super rich drive Hondas.

I would have loved to have seen them putting the finishing touches to their look that night:

So I'm black.

Yes. Please give all the tabloid coverage to Bobby Finger.

This man has aggressively poor judgement.

That magazine was the tits, man. Decent crossword puzzle, better satire than the Onion at times. I miss it.

Margulis herself was quite a scientist, with quite a mind. And later in life she fell prey to the delusion of false beliefs.

It's like the Zachary Quinto dog adoption short movie!

I read the headline: "By Mysterious Ghost Bee" and spent almost a minute looking for the bee in the picture.

Really? A black man, who regularly creates songs about race relations in America, a man who is the son of a Black Panther father and lunch counter sit in participating mother, puts his little adorable daughter in a bulletproof vest while the nation is actively discussing black children being murdered in the streets. .…

Me too. *ducks*

Nicely done, Swift. Now every single time a New Yorker complains about how godawful that song is, you can talk about how you're educating their city's children.