no.

THE HOUND WAS ROBBED.

"I think I drank acid,"

I'm commenting for no reason besides letting you know that I appreciate your accurate use of "begging the question." That's awesome, you're awesome.

OMG, I had to have been 15 when that happened, I mean I am 40 now. I remember seeing it on TV, but it feels like I was like 10. Sheesh.

Mine was probably the most cliche. My wife had accidentally sent me the email she meant for the other guy. For the first time I understood what it meant when people say, "that it felt like all the air was sucked out of the room." It felt exactly like that. What a horrible day that was. Two years later and that…

My cousin died on TWA Flight 800 in 1996. If you will recall, the flight crashed over the Atlantic Ocean shortly after takeoff. It took weeks to recover and identify his body, but investigators were able to do so because he was wearing a passport holder around his neck and his body was intact enough to corroborate…

Wow, that's absolutely tragic, yet fascinating. I wish more people knew someone with a story like that that really humanizes people with mental illnesses. One of the local homeless men in the area I grew up was a professor at an Ivy League school until he had a schizophrenic break and became too paranoid to get…

That is the most terrifying pickup line I've heard in a while.

This. If I have change, I give it to someone if they ask. I get the "they'll just buy booze or drugs you know" all the time, and I reply "If I was sleeping on the street with no end in sight, I'd want to have a drink too".

So I frequently give money to homeless people. Not even small amounts - if all I have is a $20, they will get that. People tell me 'no, don't do that, they'll just use it to buy alcohol.'

I'm well aware of it.

Alcohol withdrawal kills people. KILLS. In the city where I live in California, we only recently set up a…

You think that's bad? This happened a couple of days ago....

"How often should I delete my internet search history? You strike me as a good person to ask."

Are we just supposed to accept that these people can literally get away with anything?

Diplomatic immunity exists for the sake of reciprocity and due to the fact that no government anywhere fully trusts any other government.

I thought Kish was joking/parodying therapy sessions. It made me smile.

Maybe this says more about my own relationship to alcohol, but am I wrong in thinking the most embarrassing thing about this is throwing up with a BAC of .07? That's like, 3 drinks. I suppose if he had actually been asleep in his car for a few hours, it could have metabolized, but that's still a ridiculously low…

What an opportunity for Lohan's understudy.

Charlotte from Charlotte's Web was a total Warrior Nanny.