Or are you brain washed if you *do* see it?

“[...] should contain the name of a specific type and brand of sauce [...]”

“[...] should contain the name of a specific type and brand of sauce [...]”

you’re not wrong. watch, im taking names and gender out.

That whole sketch deserves to be posted. Love it so much.

Fucking Oddjob.

My favorite theory is that a SAHM wrote this re: her CEO husband and she wanted to show him that everyone thinks the amount of work she does is FUCKING INSANE.

Listen, a Hot Pockets breakfast gets the job done, and if you’re eating breakfast Hot Pockets, that’s really all you’re hoping for, isn’t it? You don’t need to be having some sort of revelatory, transcendent experience like you’d hope for in a brunch Hot Pocket. All you want is to quickly eat something familiar…

lol, good fucking riddance.  

Irrefutable proof!

To be fair, those aren’t Cosby’s words they’re Wyatt’s, who looks like what would happen if Forrest Whittaker broke into Steve Harvey’s suit closet.

Off the top of my head, say good-bye to ever pressing L3 or R3 again.

L3 and R3 input from the analog sticks is how I run my elite 99% of the time, it’s such a big difference maker for something that has never felt good. 

He’s lean not jacked. Learn about this topic before you comment next.

It just refers to a shirtless picture someone posts just because they are thirsty for praise from others. Like, “Look at this and gush over how hot I am. I need the validation of others!”

mods are asleep

It’s literally an island that was run by the British as part of the Commonwealth for 200 years. It’s developed its own separate identity in that span. You know exactly nothing about its history and are completely un-and dis-qualified from commenting on what the people of Hong Kong should do

ALL THESE WEBSITES ARE YOURS – EXCEPT IO9
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.

When I was a kid I would eat breakfast while reading the cereal box, the OJ carton, and any other package on the table. I always use a fork to split my english muffins.