That vascularity is achieved primarily through strict fat cutting, minor dehydration, and then pumping iron until your veins engorge fully.

Cutting down to 2% body fat like that is incredibly hard on your heart, liver, etc.  If that was his day-to-day look he would not live for very long.  So other than active lifespan, how else do you measure health?

In space, no one can hear you fall off of an invisible ladder and plummet to your death.  In space.

I am not going to waste 2 hours to show you how bad my image editing skills are... if I was going to, I would do something along the lines of, “THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR BABY YODA IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!”

Fuck Activision.

It’s called Lobbying. Never try it, kid. It’s addictive and it will fuck up your world.

Available good or acceptable headlights will be required for that award too, though, like this year, they won’t need to be standard.

I would like to invite the rest of the world to join my little Louis Vuitton embargo. We’ll never make that pretentious asshole leave, likely only the reaper can. But can’t we at least try? He has already left his mark. All of history will know that we once paid enormous amounts of money for the absolute worst that…

Every week, I find myself coming to this cluster of sites less and less. Part of me wishes that I could relish that at least these greedy assholes who keep carving chunks off of this old beast to try to make it “more streamlined” or whatever, they’re losing a ton of money for doing it, as the sites continue to bleed…

Uber: we’re as much of a danger to our independent-operators-not-actual-employees as we are to our customers!

“30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on,”

*Defriendant

Scientist 1: “I have created a device that will link the minds of 7 billion primates at once!”

Yo Kanye I’m really proud of you and I’mma let you finish, but Jesus was one of the greatest human beings of all time!  OF ALL TIME!

So what actually happened to Splinter? To Ham? I can’t find a post anywhere saying that it was getting the axe. With the loss of Gawker, Splinter was the heart of this place... I mean, I love Kotaku don’t get me wrong, but it’s not here to keep my finger on the pulse of our political situations.

Now THIS is how you Trade War.

Except for that eagle that almost got to become a hero and a legend.

That was amazing.  My compliments to the chef.

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Haha, I’m still grey on Jezebel. I am the phantom of the comment section! Wait, someone more active than me has probably done a thing about that.