Well in that picture you chose of Melania, it really makes her look like the happy carrot to his sad pumpkin.

These are the sorts of anecdotes I end up throwing out at job interviews.

Touche.  I mean, someone is going to object to any such boundaries or concessions.  I just started with Utah and tried to stay contiguous.  Can hardly believe I left out Idaho...

So you’re saying that I might still have a chance with Kate Beckinsale.

Ugh, meant to type the Dakotas.  But, I think you feel me here.  The specific states don’t matter so much as the idea that they can do their thing and let us do our thing.

“I was promised a centrist electorate that I could manipulate into being radically pro-corporate. I just can’t with all of this helping people bullshit.” - Same old white fuckers, probably.

President Trump announced that the U.S. will withdraw from a nuclear arms treaty with Russia, which sounds super chill.

We should just let Utah, Montana, Wyoming, and the Nebraskas become “safe places” for ultra conservative types. If they have a problem with progressive policies in these big dirty liberal cities, they can go.

The Venn overlap between people who don’t believe in helping addicts be safe, and the people who believe in “abstinence only sex ed” is nearly 100%.

I just want to point out the glaring ambiguity here.

You got so verbose and so detailed, I apologize if you touched on this in the article...

I really love how it’s never “I am willing to do what it takes to prove that I am a much better man than I was when that photo was taken”

It really blows my mind that after years of people complaining about Steam’s business practices, and years of knowing they think they deserve a mammoth portion of all sales AND all microtransactions, at the end of the day people are lining up in a queue to defend their ability to funnel all of their money directly to…

In middle school, the year that Manuel Noriega was arrested, our local newspaper ran a huge image of his portrait on the front page. Out of some contrarian instincts, I taped it to the cover of my binder and told everyone that he was my father.

Pardon me while I start writing my new screenplay “Freud Loops” about an emotionally unstable psychiatrist that develops the secrets of time travel only to find out that the theories he based his life’s work on are mostly bullshit.

The bottom line: $20 million is not enough for a wide-release film to generate the level of awareness that you have to have. It’s just not.

I saw Alien in the theater when I was 3 years old, and I’m fine.

Which especially funny, because of the tangential correctness of that assertion.

Are we still in debt if we print our own money

“At the end of the day, the people lost their job...he’s asking for extreme demands, and there’s only so much we can do.”