The hilarious irony here is that if our economy wasn’t stretched so thin at its base, that would be a perfectly realistic response to things. There is an emergency, so you take out a loan.

Well thanks to Stephen Elliott’s frivolous lawsuit, a lot more people know that Stephen Elliott is a garbage person.

I really hate Copyright/Trademark law, or at least so many of the ways in which it is applied.

Pelosi and Schmumer have been so limp, lukewarm, and ineffective, that this is sort of an encouraging sign of life.

Buttigieg would be the first millennial president if he were elected.

as that colonist failed to punch a chicken, I reminded myself that some things are not worth saving

Much tamer than I was expecting, but it didn’t make me mad.

The gap between Retirement and Expiration is nothing but lost energy in the system, from a purely numerical point of view.

Nobody with 2 halves of a brain to rub together wants to SAVE the coal industry anyway.

“A tax system that is both fair and efficient”

He should have formed a punk cover band of the Beatles.

There should be a clear and distinct law about these sorts of things.

1. Never take the first offer on the table.

Okay, but can I get that hat? Maybe in a different color, but still.

But is it possible to objectify yourself? And if one does, is that not still one’s personal choice?

Yes, we’ll surely have an incredible problem finding people willing to make over $10M a year should this tax be enacted.

“I have a sense of ethics that is as high as anybody you can imagine.” - Rudy Giuliani, 2019

Too harsh in response to someone who calls you an ‘overly dramatic faggot’ while excluding you from a family function on a baseless assumption that ‘people like you’ will cause a problem?

Twelve years after being dubbed “the one who sucks” in Mike Judge’s Office Space

and Hugh Grant used to moonlight as the Prime Minister