Ugh, the slurping sounds.  The unholy slurping sounds.

“I mean if I was to be honest, at least a dozen of us opened fire.  So no, to answer your question, I have no idea who actually killed that sonofabitch.”

I agree with Mike. Ron Livingston is profoundly watchable. There’s this amiability to him that is just instantly relatable. I smile when I find out this man is in something, which is far too rare.

and that she risks turning the Democrats into a Tea Party of the left

And so it has come to pass, that EA is governed by complete and utter morons.

sexting each other, obviously, with their tremendous biases against this president

But, she’s “morally” correct, the best kind of correct.

Take a look at the women in Congress.

Yeah, she can’t tell you who to blame for things, just pick whoever you want to think badly about.

“Idiocracy deleted scene starring Donald Trump”

He has never looked more like an obnoxiously talkative blond Kim Jong-Il than he does in that clip.

A lot of automakers seem to run out of inspiration once they reach the rear of the car.  But this new Supra has a very nice butt.

Well, I generally have unkind things to say about single-issue voters and the effect they have on politics.

“I’ve been tougher on Russia than probably any other President, period.” Donald Trump - 2019

Though no one knows how Kate Brown is still in office.

Historically, so many of our lawmakers have been alcoholics, I’m almost surprised that there isn’t something in the code of conduct that implicitly states conditions under which alcohol IS allowed on the floor.

I think you could almost say, IF a shutdown only lasted a couple of weeks, then mostly people should feel like they got a bonus.

More ammo to the fake news bullshit?  That always says that FOX is the one that you can absolutely trust?  You’re just a grumpy person in general, I take it?  Bit of a pessimist?

I think we need to rename it:

How did no one recommend the millennial cool kids song?