Shows how much you know, those ‘rocks’ were flint and steel. So, maybe leave national security in the hands of the professionals!

“...is strong, smart, and has been successful at everything he has ever done.”

“I live so low in life that no matter who’s elected to do what, none of it’s gonna trickle down to me,”

And it’s just so wrong, too.  If there’s one thing that ALWAYS trickles down, it’s oppression and marginalization.  That’s two things.  Fight me.

It’s funny, because they want to lock people up forever for victimless crimes, but we’re going to have to kick all of them out to make room for these scumbags.

Wait, rather than an execution... can we just banish him to spend the entirety of his remaining lifespan guarding his accursed wall?

No it wouldn’t because you would be doing it in parody of him for private purposes. He is using that in a public manner to promote his political agenda.

You really get a great look deep into someone’s soul when they are roasting so slowly that they start to spill all of their ‘secrets’ in the hopes that people will look on them less unfavorably.

for whatever reason, the whole reboot genre is beginning to wane

Let’s just be honest with ourselves though.  She would still be gorgeous with a completely hairless scalp.

told the audience that a proper Diablo 4 was in development but not ready to show just yet

No mana?  Have these people ever played Diablo?  This is not how you do it.

To be fair, Mario wasn’t ‘just demanding they get work done’, and they weren’t ‘just giving him shit for wanting them to actually work’.

Cosplay day should be the candy day, too.  A festival of delights for the senses.  Spooky day is only tricks.  You go to houses and they scare the shit out of you.  The end.

we will prosecute them, him, her, whoever it may be

Jesus Jeffy, you were hired to do one thing, to provide a screen and protect Trump and the GOP from looking bad.

Conservative propaganda back channels are circulating what appears to be Sayoc’s Twitter account. He has ~40 people followed and they are all liberals, essentially.

so they can enjoy something simple, unpolished or flawed

If Kelly leaves, of course, that means NBC will buy out her $69 million contract, so, you know, she’s gonna be fine.

This is a measured and reasonable response to people getting yelled at in restaurants.