We are #1 !!!

Unfortunately, since you are loading the game from a browser, you will need to re-map your controls for every game, every time.

I must emphatically state my belief that the first Impossible Mission was superior.

Great, thanks. Now I’m super hungry, for something I never knew I needed....

You probably like walnuts in brownies, too?  Get out with that.

Nuts do not belong in cookies, cake, brownies, any baked good really, unless they are finely crushed or mashed to butter.

cut at least one inch around

Did you not notice the escalating tone of satire, and the eventual mockery of the concept at the end? I am not one of the moneyed elite and I do not support them. But thank you for your outrage, now go pour it out at someone who needs it. <3

Yeah, conservatives never shit all over each other, or their own bed, etc etc.

I feel like people should give other people a break for doing things that really seem right and to not hurt others.

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We’d get high and then we’d sit in the bath together and we’d rub

She probably got some very bad information? Like, she accidentally turned on MSNBC and forgot her conservative programming?

A new report out today by Oil Change International reveals that U.S. taxpayers continue to foot the bill for more than $20 billion in fossil fuel subsidies each year. These subsidies amount to billions of dollars wasted to prop up an industry responsible for a climate crisis that has contributed to lives lost and…

Problem: Cigarettes are a huge health problem
Solution: Place enormous sales/vice taxes on tobacco

The lawyer is only acting as a designated agent.  That’s like saying we don’t arrest assassins for their clients’ contracts.  You go off.

Freedumb!  Perfect.

This isn’t about people, it’s about money.

Avocado Toast