Well, this is sort of weird.

Wow that really was a train wreck. But I must say, Snow White’s voice was giving me violent impulses, so I took desperate measures.

Some people are really put off by interpretive dance. You might try to phrasing it as a preference rather than a judgement:

Clayton, what is best in life?

both the B.E.T.A. and the launch

Spontaneously melting plastic within human habitation zones?  Maybe if we ignore climate change, it will go away.  I mean, not for the people who are watching their plastic food melt, but for us anyway.  How old are you?  How long do we need to ignore the problem before you’ve successfully made it to the end of your…

I am providing a great service by explaining this to the American People

And this wonderful shot created the disturbing optical illusion that her leg is a skinny little stilt.

If he was going to go for cutting brevity, he should have just opted for “I like LeBron!”.

It’s all about that Pedestrian Avoidance System.

The joke’s on them!  I already sold all of my bone marrow to pay rent!

Under the contract, Mr. Haney agreed to pay Mr. Cohen a monthly retainer in addition to the $10 million success fee ... Mr. Cohen’s fee would be reduced proportionally if he helped obtain less funding

I just adore the implication that because allegedly “hunger is rare” currently, that it would be a good idea to cut funding for food.

Charles Koch, the head of the organization, said he “regrets” having supported some Republicans in the past who “say they’re going to be for these principles that we espoused and then they aren’t.”

This is what happens when fundamentalist Christianity circlejerks it’s self so fucking hard. Reveling in your own self-righteousness will only go so far before life and society crumbles around them.

We missed you so bad, sir. <3

does say that it’s a good bunch of letters because the words end up feeling “like an abstract painting.”

Yes but they have to highlight and illustrate the spending, because it’s the only point of record of how much illicit money actually passed through his hands.

Awww, thanks.  You too.