“There’s no proof of any kind that I take too much alcohol. That’s ridiculous.”

“Approximately 10,000 tons of salt is used each year on the 120 miles of paved roads and parking lots,”

1) Suck
2) Suck
3) Bite and then suck
4) Suck
5) I don’t remember but probably suck

Hang on, let me stop you right there. Wood is actually a far safer material.

I got buried in the tongue-in-cheek responses to people not taking it seriously as a stupid fashion statement.

That’s ridiculous.

...and the drink was disgusting, and I was so fucking mad...

That’s almost the actual point of the article. Part of the spectacle means that people just say “Red Bull did this, Red Bull did that”, rather than to point to the actual creators whom Red Bull very self-servingly sponsored.

...as teachers in Oklahoma, West Virginia, and Kentucky have been striking in some cases for weeks...

Oh I didn’t scroll down to see yours before I posted. >.> I agree, other than it also sounds a bit Inquisitive. ;)

...facing a charge of a crime against moral integrity...

...seems more like a sim that’s unpredictable rather than one who has a mental illness...

This is beyond absurd.

“You make me feel like dropping this comic strip because it ain’t even close to funny,”

SCREE ka-clunk ... SCREE ka-clunk ... SCREE kaclunk

...you effectively dissuade people from using an autonomous vehicle, you’re killing people...

I am far too entertained that he still wears the same glasses nonstop. I mean that picture is a few years old, and I wouldn’t know it wasn’t taken today.

It’s almost as if almost none of the duties of that office are a matter of national security!

You forgot Darkness and Light! Oh I was so in love with this game during the beta. Then they decided the international servers were too expensive and had too many problems, so they scaled back to only the Southeast Asia region.

Certainly now, cooler heads will prevail!