Yeah, pretty sure that’s the joke.

Thanks! And while you’re at it, I’ll have a grande latte, no whip.

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

All-games goal difference is a common first tiebreaker, including at the World Cup.

DURRRR BUT VIDEO REVIEW OF GOALS WOULD RUIN THE FLOW OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME DURRRRRR

WWII vet with a Kinja. I’ve seen it all.

Oh for fucks sake...

Apparently you are still really butt hurt Barca didn’t make it further. Your hatred for everything Real Madrid is getting pretty bad.

Well he certainly didn’t turn himself into a NFL QB.

Actually, they had to win 22 games and draw 11, resulting in a point total that exceeds any other football club in the English Premier League.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

Cool story, Bro! Tell us more!

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Bettman should thank whatever God he believes in that Scott didn’t club him over the head with the trophy and then run over his body with the car.

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.