At least the Mets are .600 in spring training

Glad to see my Raven's shootin' for last this season. Should be fun to watch.

Being stuck in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere Saskatchewan (it's literally in the middle of nothing), I forgot that other countries actually aren't frozen over in snow and hell for 8 months of the year. I tackle the cold with my stunning 02' Hyundai Accent. It sucks

This commentator is magnificent

Yeah, we could use a little more TE action in Baltimore, considering one of our TE's is Owen Daniels and the other is about to lose his hip. We need some flare

I dunno. Maybe a few more roofies and about 50 more lbs, then yes, he could beat big ol' raping Roethlisberger. You're right though, he could be well on his way.

Hmmm. I could do that

Doug makes some good points, but Doug is also an idiot. I'm on the fence with this one, boys.