“HOW WAS THIS EVER PUBLISHED?”

This is the appropriate response.

Publishers: pay attention to this fellow! This is gold in the making!

No problem. Just let Del Toro and Kojima work together once he no longer works for Konami and then they can make a horror game based off of their idea for Silent Hills. The difference is that it will be a new IP. Bam.

Sometimes it results in pure genius, however. The Departed, Ocean’s 11 and 13 (12 was...eh...)

He kind of seems like a dick! Then again, I suppose you have to be pretty egotistical to believe you can transplant a head in the first place.

Not saying it can’t be done — I’m certainly not qualified to comment on that. But from a laymen perspective, it takes an immense amount of faith in yourself to believe you’d be…

7 billion people on earth, and you think no one should be able to lose their phones?

It’s called robbery, distraction, oops I tripped, it slipped in back of my chair, hey I just let someone borrow it and now it’s gone, did I pick up the kids? shit I left the phone on top of the car roof.... etc.

Man, you just jinxed it.

I would actually enjoy SW if it had designs like this.

Bitch, I'm fabulous!

There are still people walking around today that think certain animals aren't real. I just talked to someone who thought these were a myth:

Perhaps. If it is a person, they aren't doing their career any favors by using the company account to highlight highly critical messages about something that has yet to be even officially confirmed (as delightfully subversive as that may be) and, in fact, the details of which may very well still be getting hammered…

everyone is afforded equal opportunity to succeed based upon their merits

My cousin got this game, and was showing it to me, and the whole time all I could think is that it reminded me of the Adventure Time episode "All the Little People".