You’re begging the question.

Why?

My best friend’s e-mail address from junior high through to when he finally had to change it for a resume was “misterfister69.” Adolescent minds think pretty much alike.

Ha, my wife always described this show to me and I wondered if she was exaggerating but this is basically dead-on what she said. Like it was the set-up to some sort of weird culinary cuckolding porn.

I really like this show, I’m bummed it doesn’t seem to have caught on yet. It’s not that original - it has yet to really establish itself as anything but 30 Rock 2.0 but the writing is sharp, the cast is good, and you could do a lot worse than 30 Rock 2.0.

My safari tour guide in Tanzania (I’m not a rich guy in a pith hat, I swear, it was my mom’s bucket list trip!) literally would not believe me that the bears in California routinely tear doors off cars to get food out at night. I thought that was a cool illustration of the relativity of exoticism; this guy thought…

“Rumors?”

Okay, so, more of a unattended border collie than a golden retriever, I guess.

Why else do you think he wants to just keep fighting Nate Diaz over and over? Conor knows the hype train slows way down once Tony or Khabib destroy him.

Granted, I’m ancient in Internet years (30 in a month!) and didn’t know who this guy was until he was in the background of Top Chef like a week ago, so I could well be underestimating his influence or awareness with my off-the-cuff reading here.

I actually kind of expected this to be worse, given the backlash. I think this guy is just very, very dumb. I am honestly a little more bothered by people who seem savvier, like PewDiePie, playing footsie with the Nazi set than by what appears to be a human-golden retriever hybrid with no understanding of his actions…

It didn’t even actually occur to me that he might actually be autistic, “autism” is an all-purpose insult/descriptor among these bottom-feeding Internet communities. I assumed it was “irony”.

The guy who called in this prank sounds like a real piece of work, and he’ll deserve whatever punishment he gets for this, but the fucking police murdered an unarmed man on his own property, for what seems like millionth time. Until society figures out some way to hold the police to a higher standard than sociopathic…

We had to take my grandma’s access to her finances away from her when we learned that her (very mild at the time) early dementia had zapped whatever part of your brain figures out when people are lying and had begun being regularly scammed out of small sums of money over the phone by some people in Russia who were…

“In the end, Southern California appealed to my desire to play on the West Coast, in a market without an established Asian star, and surrounded by mile after mile of towering flames.”

The crazy shit for me wasn’t even the uppercut, we all knew Ngannou could knock out a horse, it was the stalemate up close beforehand. Overeem pushed around Brock Lesnar in the clinch like he was a child, he’s probably the best heavyweight clinch striker in MMA history. He couldn’t do anything to Ngannou who just shut…

200 miles east of Seattle, what is that, the Atlantic ocean?

This is outrageous. Did they even consider giving Peter Cushing the role?

I take a cheap $5 frozen pizza and throw another few dollars worth of fresh ingredients on top (more cheese, can of olives, garlic cloves, leftover meats, whatever’s handy). Tastes much better than unadulterated and still comes out to half the price delivery would be.

I mean, you’ve got “temple” right there in the name. Was Adolf Hitler’s anti-Semitism derived from his unrequited love for Shirley Temple? Nobody can say for sure, these questions are unanswered by history.