It's amazing who guys like Clay are hardwired to feel sympathy towards.

"Native Americans are not treated any different now, either"

Oh Yee of little integrity.

MoGlo, you know I love your writing a lot but the title man! I was literally mainpaged today with an article called "How We Talk About Women" and your title is everything that I was complaining about how the media dehumanises women by llabelling them in reference to men. We all know who Reeva Steenkamp was, at least…

"Second-rate drag queen"

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

His personality is so unlikable that everyone who plays with him loves him. He's such a poor sport that he has one less technical foul this year than Kevin Durant. The likability of Chicago is irrelevant to the discussion and to Noah's strengths as a player (also it's nonsense). And he's averaging 11.3 rebounds per…

Anyone who says they wouldn't want Noah on their team is either lying or doesn't understand basketball. He's the exact type of guy you need to put around a superstar or two to win rings. Doesn't care about highlights or stats, just wants to win and will work hard on every possession, at both ends, to do it. It's a…

So the lack of bass makes you incapable of listening to content? You may have a brain tumour!

Oh, sorry, I forgot to include the link. We always do a bare-bones nuts-and-bolts version of each week's Foodspin over on my personal Kinja, for people who don't have patience for the digressions and flights of fancy. Here:

Also: "A depiction of me" — depiction. That word choice is telling, and it's also the problem.

So the real story here was that he baptized the daughter of a couple married in a civil ceremony and not the church and the child of a single mother after she reached out to him through a letter. He also invited the mothers to feed their children if they were hungry. Many viewed these baptisms as part of his…

Wow, nice slap in the face to the Catholics that read your stuff Doug. Betcha you wouldn't try to be so disrespectful to 'cooler' religions, like Wicca or Druidism.

Man, when it comes to funny, Mohr is less, amirite?

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

I would like to add my anectodal suggestion that couples in which one is on meth and the other isn't may also face problems.

I went to school with all of these guys. It was a fundamentalist, evangelical school (think of the movie "Jesus Camp") run by the church that the Robinsons go to. In 5th grade, we sang a song (to the tune of Frère Jacques) about liars going to hell ("burn! burn! burn!"). In Jr High bible class, we learned, among other…

On growing up in pre-civil-rights-era Louisiana
“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and…