That's just uncalled for.

The stories are horribly written and I don't doubt this guy is a self-pitying douche, but am I the only one who thinks that the shoes objectively are kind of interesting and it's kind of a cool idea? *runs*

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

Oh my god listen to some of this. You'd think people were more offended by this than our productivity tricks by evil dictators.

<— worked with homeless folks for 3 years in Alberta,s at on various committees, etc

Men who abuse women often get away with it repeatedly. Having gone through domestic abuse and the ensuing legal process myself I can say that the DA told me they get repeated chances (and repeated chances to keep it off their record with minimal effort on their part). I am, of course paraphrasing with brutal honesty…

A bunch of women I know are posting this on FB. I find it simultaneously gorgeous and horrifying, and, until now, I feel that no one has acknowledged the creepy part. And I say this as a mother and a pregnant woman: freaky... But beautiful. There is something completely uncanny about this.

Did you just penis-size shame me??!?!?

Is it going to be just Burt and Lindy all weekend? Cause I have shit to do and I am going to get fuck all accomplished if I have to refresh and re-read Jez every hour. #Wow #Burt&Lindy #DreamJez #SuchHappy

Fuck the haters. I love my Crocs and was seriously disappointed that Boo is promoting the little charm thingies and NOT a line of doggie Crocs. Because I kinda want a pair for my dog.
Also, to all the people who are going to start jumping down my throat for loving Crocs, I DON'T CARE HOW THEY LOOK, they're simply the…

DAMN SWOLE BRO.

I always tell my students: if you can find it on the internet, SO CAN I.

In related news, I'm literally writing about solutions to pilling right now! (Well. Not RIGHT now because right now I'm commenting on Jezebel instead of finishing this week's cleaning column BUT it's right there in the outline I SWEAR.)(Why am I yelling so much??)

I would have killed for that number in a race. Its okay to be fueled by Satan for a little bit for positive things, like winning races.

Nottingham University researchers found that women of white European ancestry got pregnant after a single round of IVF 43.8% of the time. That's compared to 35% of women from other backgrounds.

Your boyfriend is fucking hilarious.

Westbrook, rondo, rose, curry, parker, and paul (im sure im leaving a couple out) on any given night can look far and away like the best point guard in the nba. Its a good time to be a basketball fan with so much incredible talent. The best part about it is while they all play the same position none of their playing…

Cheese turtles hide when the toejam tornado goes a-riding. Blow, picklewhistle, blow! I prefer my rubadubs toasted. Would you like a squirrel ride?

Woah, woah, wait a minute. He pays someone money to do that to his hair?

If you keep the placenta attached because chimpanzees do it, does that mean I can fling my poop at you when we disagree?