Is it weird that I think Jason Statham and Melissa McCarthy would not only be really great costars, but also highly effective real-life buddy cops?

*Kim Kardashian's wedding peplum and bedazzled Margiela wedding face-mask.

That was allright. But this week's "British actors doing arbitrary things while uncannily impersonating other actors" award of excellence still goes to Benedict Cumberbatch rapping as Alan Rickman. (Starts around 2.00.)

The moment that epitomizes cat behavior is that once he gets the door open, he has no pressing desire to actually leave the room. The dog trots out immediately and the cat sits there, admiring his own evil genius.

Wow, it's almost as if after you're done being pregnant you end up with a baby. Biology is crazy, huh?

"They took my freakin' kidney."

moran

Hey yo! I grew up in Wasilla and feel your pain. My grandma, who still lives up there, says, "Tell them we aren't like that!!"

Someone help me here.

Was "Elisabeth Hasselbeck acting as the 'voice of moderation'" the fifth or the sixth sign of the Apocalypse? Or the eighth? I can't recall.

I've forgotten my mythology . . . .

The solution is to just have one book with all these tips. A lot of the girls' options already go hand in hand with the boys'.

Waiting for Obama to walk to the Hill.

Jezebel needs a science writer.

I guess my main take away is: people actually think New Girl is funny? I watched the first season and maybe some of the second, I'm not sure, but mostly for Schmidt. He was the only redeeming character. The whole, "Oh look at me, I'm so quirky and crafty and beautiful but can't get my shit together" schtick got old…

OMG you're right; Lindy meant that totally 100% seriously. She had no idea that white people ever went to jail. Thank god you were here to tell her. Now she knows. Phew. Saved.

Dude, that isn't slut-shaming. That is a literal transcript of her new video.

Jaden should consider going to Milford Academy.

Laverne Cox is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

I have a life-sized Frasier Crane in a custom-printed straitjacket. It was a promotional item at the TV station I worked for. Yeah, it's not exactly prime geek cred, but it's a hell of a conversation starter.

This looks ghetto as fuck.