My aching bones are always bone cancer and I cry a little before I go to sleep thinking about how sad everyone will be when I die.

"America's native tribes meets the noble spirit of Old Europe"

I really don't get all the hated toward Lena Dunham in the comments. There are annoying people in the world. She may very well be one of them. She owns who she is and confident, even though I suspect she knows that she's annoying. That's pretty cool in my book. As far as I'm concerned anyone who does as much as she…

How is it our problem if you're dumb enough to actually believe in your own straw man?

there are absolutely some beliefs that should be discriminated against!

could it be....?

SATAN?!

Let's just hope he never makes an ineloquent off the cuff remark in the context of his support for equality or we'll have no choice but to discount everything good he's ever said or done.

Chuck Palahniuk sucks. The end.

Broad City > *

Just put your bourbon in an empty apple juice bottle LIKE AN ADULT

That's a picture of Harrison Ford, playing the iconic role of Han Solo, from the motion picture "The Empire Strikes Back". In this scene, Han is about to be encased in carbonite. He's saying 'I know', which indicates that he does, indeed, know.

I feel like I would like this more if it was funny

if someone would take a pic of me reading in public transportation and post it without my consent Id be very happy with finding them and punching them in their face. Just sayin

Retard just means anybody who throws bottles at puppies. I learned it from my uncle. It's not an ableist thing.

This shit cannot be said enough:

I believe this man must hate women, because I cannot believe that someone as educated as he is actually believes what he is saying.

You're right to point out that FGM is not solely a problem of Muslim culture, but that woman-on-a-pedestal crap is complete horseshit.