Love that the contact for this post is jesus@gizmodo.com

Japan, you're not there until robots can take a dump and cry after sex.

The "Dirty Mulligan," as it's known in certain sewage-golfing circles.

@bens:

Just like Elizabeth Warren, the B/K expert, who is coming to help us just as America is going B/K.

@Windhawk: If you can make the leap from Moors to Persians, you will have won my heart.

@Jenna Sauers: Did he email you to make sure we know that? I harass oligarchs all the time with no ill effects. Hold on... pancreas feels a little funn...

@littlesickle: Next time would be fun if they wrote: "Amazon has performed splendiferous operation of humbugging deliverables."

UNEXIM group has performed a splendiferous operation of humbugging the Russian state.

Druther skankit with the Slanket.